Chip: get friendly

Why be bombarded by those pitching their wares to tourists everytime you walk down a busy sidewalk? Take 30 seconds to get to know the town crier by name: next time you see the pitch coming for limo rides or star maps or religious organizations, say "hi" to your new friend. Good one chip.

DVD Warning

I completely agree with the DVD warning / interpol concept. Don't pirate DVD's. Do I have to watch it each and every time? I suggest getting a waiver on the receipt when I purchase a movie, when I sign up for netflix or blockbuster rentals, etc. I get this information, sign off on it, and that's that. Send me a reminder once a year, I'll fill out a form, and mail it to the government, stating that I agree with this. Give me my 30 seconds to 2 minutes of EVERY DVD I SEE back to me, please.